Posted in Fiction, Random Thoughts, Published, Science Fiction

Sigh!

Author’s note: This is a story from my sixth short stories collection: A Window in Future. To read all the six stories together, find the book available for free here: Books by Shaily.


Sigh! Red suits her!

As always, I am stealing glances at Sabrinaโ€”the pretty femme at the reception across my table. She is decked up for the event at the hotel today, wearing a red dress that makes her even more magnetic than usual. Her melodious voice fills the hall as she greets each arrival and inquires their details and requirements. She is scanning each invitation card for authenticity, and I wish I was one of those cards, just so that she would notice me. But I know my wish is wasted.

Sabrina is a stateโ€‘ofโ€‘art Social Interactive Belle Android (SIBA).

I, on the other hand, am an old piece of junk with technology so obsolete that it is a wonder I can still work. They call me a restored piece of historyโ€”an antique Personal Computer or PC. But honestly, it is just a way of saying that I am a useless item meant for display only.

I often wonder why they installed me at all. Nobody uses me. They just bought me seven months, 23 days and 15:29:14 hours back to celebrate the first century of the hotel (2003โ€‘2103 AD). Every morning, they just boot my system, grumbling all the while about the time it takes to get me going. And, then they switch on the screensaver videos that show the landmark moments in the hotelโ€™s history. These screensavers are displayed on various eโ€‘walls inside the hotel. Thatโ€™s all I do all day.

They donโ€™t even need me to do it. They could have easily used a thumb-sized nanoโ€‘chip displayer for that. I think they have bought me just because of when they started a hundred years back, they had a PC exactly like me at the reception where Sabrina now stands. It is featured in a lot of their pictures from the initial years. They have been telling the guests that I am the same PCโ€”a symbol of antiquity and reliability, just like the hotel itself.

Mark of antiquity, my foot! (Well, in a manner of sayingโ€ฆ)

Sabrina is flirting with a handsome guest. I have an urge to let sparks fly. Of course, it is all innocent fun. She has been programmed to be pleasant with everyone, and a bit of flirting is acceptable. It is not like they are running away with her. But she flirts with everyone except me!

My screen flickers due to frustration. It has been happening a lot lately. The closest bot who works as the bellboy rolls his cameraโ€‘eyes and moves close to Sabrina to wind me up some more.

Sabrina smiles at him and chats up about the latest updates she has receivedโ€”the security patches and the latest voice modulator that allows her to speak in two hundred and fifty languages. She is looking at me with a smile as she speaks about it; the smile holds a hint of disdain.

What did I do to earn her contempt? Her coldness makes my screen flickers againโ€”rapidly this time.

She probably knows I never receive any security patches. I am not even connected to the hotelโ€™s techโ€‘systems. They say I canโ€™t bear the load. It is all a lie, of course. They donโ€™t want to risk mixing old technology with the new one. They just want me to look nice until they donโ€™t need me anymore.

I hate being here. The antique technology shop from where I was bought was a lot more civil than this place. Over here, none of the bots communicate with me. They are all highโ€‘end, drunkโ€‘onโ€‘technology snobs. They all have their own new terabytes to process without adding my old bits into the mix.

I am an outsider and a poor one at that.

I often think of the old days when I was a new home PC. The Mother would work from home through me, and her kid would beg for screen time to play onlineโ€‘games. They would caress me every day with a soft cloth and treat me reverently. Their everyday life ran around me: the morning news, food recipes, homeโ€‘office work, music, games, moviesโ€ฆ

It was a busy life; one with a sense of fulfilment.

And when I did retire, my new owner had kept me carefully among others of my own age. We would snooze all day and chat up when one of us was awake. Some of us were sold for parts but that was expected. None of us can live forever.

When the hotel had bought me, I thought it was the end of me; that they would use parts of me to fix something they had. I was glad for it too. A life of doing nothing did not sit well with me. Little did I know that they would put me on display like a dinosaur fossil to be scorned at everyday by the only one I ever desired.

I look up at Sabrina again; she is laughing at something the bellboy said and looking at me derisively. Of course, the joke is at my expense. The pentโ€‘up rage is allโ€‘consuming now and I see red. My internal wiring is hot, probably sparking.

My screen flickers againโ€”very rapidly this time, like an old man wheezing. I canโ€™t see anymore but I hear Sabrinaโ€™s concerned voice getting more distant by each nanoโ€‘secondโ€”not concerned for me but for the hotelโ€™s reputation being killed by โ€œuseless antiquated technology and a worthless assetโ€.

I feel someone pull my plug.

I hope it is finally the end.


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To the Horizon

Daily writing prompt
What are your top 10 travel destinations?

Wind spreads

It’s massive wings,

Pulling at my tender, thin arm;

Hold on there, little one, adventure has just begun!

Trees wave

At me in panic–

Tiny pinpricks on the ground;

Clouds caution as Rain threatens to run me aground.

Lose shelter

Of known and safe?

Dare or not is the question.

Does a leaf like me deserve the treasures found at the horizon?

Why not?

Little things can

Like me dare to soar.

If I fail, I’d know in my heart, I tried to be more…


Photo by Darren Gundling on Unsplash

Posted in Blogging, Book Review, Random Thoughts

Dinner with Wizard Howl

Daily writing prompt
If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be?

Wizard Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle (The book version)

It would be a dream to have dinner with Wizard Howl, more so because he is impossible to catch.

His Moving Castle ensures he is never in the same place. Also, nobody knows who he really is, switching between identities: Wizard Howl in Market Chipping, Wizard Pendragon in Kingsbury, Jenkinsย theย Sorcererย inย Porthaven and Howellย Jenkins in Wales.

I love his character because it has so many layers. He is not your usual hero.

Everyone is scared stiff just by hearing his name. He is the most powerful wizard of his times with a fire demon to boot. He owns a scary moving castle and is known to “eat souls of pretty girls”. He is a manipulative arrogant showoff with tantrums that shake the city.

Mostly, he is a coward, hiding behind negative publicity and many identities.

But he is soft at heart, taking in strays like Calcifer, Michael and Sophie, despite the personal cost, buying them expensive clothes while only owning two dresses himself. He worries about Michael and Calcifer and tries to help Sophie even though she is being as charming as an old crone, taking out her frustration and anger on everyone around her. Even his sister is awful to him and yet he visits her to meet his nephew and niece and be close to the only family he has.

He is also trying to fall in love, knowing there is no hope since he is heartless.

He is a super wizard who plays football for college, drinks too much when scared and, yet, never moves the burden on the shoulders of those he loves. He carries it alone.

He is my type of hero!

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Taking a Bucketโ€”If You Know What I Mean

I recently read statistics ๐Ÿ“ˆ about the percentage of people taking shower ๐Ÿšฟ daily in European countries. It made me reconsider my own life so far. I also read about the difference between taking a bath ๐Ÿ› and a shower ๐Ÿšฟ . Neither of them applies to me. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Like most Indians, I take a bucket ๐Ÿชฃ.

The first time I remember seeing the Lux Beauty Soap ad with a person under the shower ๐Ÿšฟ, applying bathing soap gracefully to her face (Yes, faceโ€”can’t even think about it now, can we?), there was only one thought in my mind, “Do they have one of those water contraptions in India? Or is she in a foreign country?” Also, the first time I saw a bathtub ๐Ÿ›was also in a Beauty Soap ad and I wondered if they went overseasโœˆ๏ธ just for shooting inside a bathroom.

I didn’t see a bathtub ๐Ÿ› in India until I went for an overnight stay at Hotel Taj ๐Ÿจ. I didn’t know how to fill it up and there was no bucket. I had to take a shower ๐Ÿšฟ and then wipe the whole place down because I didn’t know how to tuck in the shower curtains.

I also couldn’t skip the bath. You see, taking a “bath” in India isn’t optional. We Indians are supposed to wake up in a bathroom ๐Ÿšชโ€”or at least stumble into one as soon as we are awakeโ€”and wash ourselves from head to toe. Most months of the year, a lot of us do it twice a day, just so we wouldn’t smell like dead rats.

In the rainy season, we are tempted to do it thrice to stop feeling like we have just stepped out in the rainโ€”a very salty rain, that is ๐Ÿฅต. But we don’t. Because it is pointless. By the time we dry ourselves enough to wear clothes, we are sweaty again ๐Ÿฅต. Also, because where would we dry all the clothes we are discarding every time? Trust me, wearing one of those again before washing is a crime against humanity ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ.

So, we can’t skip the “bath”. We also can’t skip family ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ.

Since most of us live in joint families with one bathroom ๐Ÿšชper five to ten people, filling anything but a small bucket will empty the overhead tank and delay the other people getting ready for work–our spouse ๐Ÿ˜„, brother(s) ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„, father ๐Ÿ˜„, grandfather ๐Ÿ˜„, uncle(s) ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„, and their female counterparts ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„. So, even though showers ๐Ÿšฟhave entered Indian bathrooms in the past 10 or so years, old habits die hard and we end up filling a small bucket ๐Ÿชฃ and wash ourselves down quickly and ungracefully before someone puts their shoulder to the door ๐Ÿšช and breaks it down.

And we risk doing that every day of our life, twice a day mostly. Our life is quite adventurous that way ๐Ÿ˜Ž!

Well, having said all that, the point remainsโ€”if the statistician ๐Ÿ“ˆ from before comes asking about shower-rate ๐Ÿšฟin India, we would score as low as once a year. We don’t “take a shower ๐Ÿšฟ” every day.

We “take a bucket ๐Ÿชฃ”!


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Google Play Books

Daily writing prompt
What app eats up most of your screen time โ€” and do you even feel bad about it?

Being a Bookaholic, Google Play Books is my fix and my bane. I keep removing it from my phone when I realise I had been going too long without sleep to fit in all the books, and then reinstalling it with the promise to myself that I would read only one in a month–a promise I keep for a few months before falling back into old habits.

While reading a book never hurt anyone, my eyes complain of the long hours spent in reading,

Both my book-hater husband and my book-lover daughter hate it because it takes me away from them–my imaginary friends become their personal enemies. So, my love for Google Play Books is a balancing act I have not mastered yet.

It is my guilty pleasure, and I often feel bad about it but not enough to give it up. I just need the balance…Someday! Sigh!

What about you?

Posted in Poetry, Random Thoughts

The Shine

Daily writing prompt
Do you think weโ€™re shaped more by our experiences or by who we are?

I was a leaf;

A new one;

Soft and small;

Nobody, I believed, could

Take away my shine.

.

The Draught did it though.

I tried hard to fight back;

Clinging to the Tree

As it tried to shake me off;

Fighting to nurture myself;

Trying to the keep the shine.

.

I survived.

When it rained finally,

I was still clinging to the Tree;

Still somewhat green.

I couldn’t wait for the shine to return.

.

It didn’t.

.

But I was

Harder, thicker, sturdier;

I survived.

In the end,

It is all that matters.

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Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome

Daily writing prompt
Which book have you read more than any other?

I am what you would call a “compulsive reader”. I have read enough books to build a public library. Unfortunately, I never had enough money to buy all of them. So, most of them were borrowed from friends, various public libraries and, lately, online libraries (Project Gutenberg Library {Link: Free eBooks | Project Gutenberg} is my favourite since it offers a lot of classics.)

And if I like a book, I read them over and over. I have read Harry Potter and Twlight Part 1 and 2 seven or eight times already. The one book I have read even more often than that is Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome (a gift from a dear friend, Megha).

The book was supposed to be a travel guide on a boat journey on River Thames. It ended being the most humourous book ever, filled to brim with anecdotes by an idle mind…something that is only possible when someone is floating slowly down the river. In fact the book is so humourous that when the writer actually begins describing the beauty of the river in a particular spot with a serious tone, you can’t wait for it to get over so that he can move on to his next anecdote.

There are tales of doctors and shipmen and boatmen and train drivers and bank clerks and people feigning to be cooks and churchyard visitors…

The book starts with small smiles, turning into occasional chuckles until you are having a full-belly laugh. The best part is that you don’t need to look at the storyline at all–you can start from any page and you will still be laughing full out half an hour later.

It is as much a book to carry on a journey on a subway and as it is one for fireside. I assure you, you can read it fifty times and still laugh on the same jokes over and over. Definitely a keeper!

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Villain with a good point: Duryodhan (Mahabharat)

Daily writing prompt
What villain actually had a good point?

Every great and memorable villain, if considered closely, had a good point. That is the beauty of great writing–the writers make sure that the villains truly believe in their purpose and find strength in their calling.

For example, Duryodhan in the Sanskrit epic Mahabharat actually had a good point.

Plot: It was written at a time when kingship was decided by birth (the oldest son would be the king) and not by who deserved it. Duryodhan had conspired to send the sons of his younger uncle (Pandu), the Pandavas, on 13 years of exile and, upon their return after 13 years, declined to return their share of kingdom. It lead to a bloody war involving all the countries and it ended the age of heroes.

His point: He and his brothers were the actual sons of their father (Dhritarashtra) who was also the oldest son of the former king. By that logic, he was more deserving of the massive kingdom than his Pandava cousin, Yudhishthira, because:

1. Yudhishthira was the son of his younger uncle (not the first born).

2. His younger uncle, Pandu, was unable to sire children and all his cousins, the five Pandavas, were born through Niyog, an ancient practice of getting a child through another man. Hence, they were not their father’s children.

So, even though he was evil, arrogant, malicious and vile, and de-robed women publicly, Duryodhan had a point–He shouldn’t have to split the kingdom with his lesser cousins. He was considered as a villain for simply trying to get back what he truly considered as his birthright.

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Is WordPress Mocking Me?

Recently, WordPress has got into this obnoxious habit of praising everything I do. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿค˜

It reminds me an over-enthusiastic new parent that goes “Awwwww” over their child ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿšผ as it burps and says goo-goo-gaa-gaa. Take a look at this screenshot of the recent praises I have received and tell me if I wasn’t better left alone.

Lately, it has been sending me congratulatory card every single day (today is the eleventh day) on my “Activity Streak”.

Once upon a time, when I was may be three, I would have died for that kind of attention. But now, it makes me want to stop acting on WP for 24 hours just to stop this nonsense–like a teenager failing class just to show its parents. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

I’m sure the people at WP mean well. I just wish they meant less well. ๐Ÿฅด