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Blue Painting – Pink Painting

She tries avoid looking in that general direction

Where, in her room, hangs the pink painting–

A gift from someone who loves but doesn’t understand.

Her eyes roam everywhere except that wall.

You could mount a stag’s head there and she wouldn’t notice.

She doesn’t want to notice

the typecast.

….

In his room, hangs a blue painting,

Something he bought along colourless clothes

To erase all doubt per chance;

Something he hated at the first glance;

A reminder of the bondage that sets him in the mould

And throws him in the inferno

Hoping he would fit the cast.

Wish they could switch…

Wish they do switch…

Nothing worse than a painting

That speaks against your heart.


Kash asman surkh aur zameen neeli hoti,

Sabko apna jahan khud rangne ki ijazat mili hoti.

Translation

If only the Sky was red;

If only the Land was blue;

If only everyone had the right

To colour their own view.

Author’s note: A lot is often lost in translation. Please read the last bit again with the following in mind:

Asman or Sky is considred male in Urdu while Zameen or Land is considered female.

What do think about typecasting people in gender roles?

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Memories

Yu toh mukurane ki zindagi me wajah na thi,

Me tujhko yaad karta raha aur muskurata raha.

Translation:

Though life offered no reason ever to smile,

I kept thinking of you and beamed at the skies.

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Ding Dong Bell, Knell in the Dell

The sound of the church bells at an unusual hour had the entire village whispering. The confusion was mixed with excitement as everybody closed their business to rush to the church. A place where entertainment were few and far between, anything was better than nothing.

The two middle-aged women walked at a brisk pace, so that they didn’t miss the ‘main event’. Out of breath, Mrs Pols grumbled, “I don’t think anybody was that sick in the village…”

“I hope it’s Elyn…” Mrs Stout said in a wishful tone, but seeing the older lady’s shocked expression, she backtracked, “I mean that she has finally eloped with that Johney Flynn,”

“Oh that! I agree. The two had been mooning over each other for too long. Did you see them kiss at the Harvest ball?”

“The entire village did. Shameless! My Tommy has never been the same since that day. He has had a soft spot for Elyn ever since he joined the village choir. They used to practice together every Sunday. But now, she only has eyes for that worthless Johney…”

“Well, I don’t understand what all the men in the village see in that girl beside her golden hair. A woman’s got to have some meat on her but that one looks like a matchstick. I’m not sure how she kneads dough and milks cows with those tiny hands. And she doesn’t even know how to brew ale,” Mrs Pols added in an indignant tone.

Mrs Stout was clearly shocked, “Oh my! How do you know?”

“Well, the other day, she asked me if I would teach her how to brew ale since her mother died long back. As if I would let a woman like her around my Michael…” Mrs Pols huffed.

“No wonder her father looks so pale…the poor man must be living on water. What a worthless woman! I really hope she has eloped so that my Tommy will get over her!”

“Well, there are other ways to distract young men. My Rosie would be happy to help,” Mrs Pols offered suggestively.

Mrs Stout took the hint, “Why don’t you bring her over for dinner tomorrow and we’ll let the chips fall where they may?”

So, the women kept refining their conspiracy the rest of the way until they reached the church, which was more crowded than on a Sunday. People were whispering amongst themselves but no one was speaking openly. So, they pushed through the bodies to reach the front. Elyn stood there, crying, while her father looked stricken. And ‘little’ Tommy was leaning over something furry…

The mother within Mrs. Stout roared, “Thomas Stout! What do you think you are doing? You are allergic to cats!”

“Mother, I am paying last respects. Poor Tabitha is dead…”

“Dead?” Elyn’s father was now shaking with rage, “Johney Flynn murdered her; threw her in the well! If wasn’t for Tommy dear here, we would never have found out.”

Johney looked aghast, “But why would I ever do that? “

“Because I wouldn’t let Elyn marry you. So, you took it out on our cat.”

“Rubbish!”

Tommy piped in, “I saw you, Johney. I was standing on the hilltop when you picked her up from outside the farm and threw her in the well.”

“But that’s not true!”

Tears trickled from Elyn’s eyes as she fumed, “I saw you kick her the other day!”

“I told you earlier, I wasn’t kicking her. She was using my leg for a scratch post. I was just trying to shrug her off.”

“Liar! I don’t want to see you again,” Elyn shouted, crying in the earnest leaning on Tommy’s shoulder as he put a protective hand around her.

“Fine! Have it your way!” Johney stomped away.

At the coroner’s cue, little “Tommy Stout” picked up the little dead cat and walked to the tiny grave with Elyn by his side, a smile tugging at his lips.

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Dictate Feature to Help Typing Faster

I recently had a minor wrist injury and due to lack of enough leave (1.5-2 months typically for minor ligament injury), I had to return to work from home. I could not move my wrist or type without wincing. Since typing was 60% of my job at that point in the project (I create trainings for adult learners), it was impossible to work.

My supervisor was sympathetic, so he helped me in the best possible way. He showed me the Dictate feature in MS Word. It is a small mic in the submenu.

You can just click it and begins speaking. It will type whatever you speak. Once you are done speaking, click the mic again and it will stop. It easily understands Indian accent, so I believe it works for others as well.

There is small downside, the typed material is not perfect. You will need to edit it, add punctuations, fix spellings. Also, it picks up all the close by voices, so it picked up my daughter as she told me about her day on the side. So, I had to delete that part. But it is still infinitely faster than typing every word.

Also, most smartphones provide the same feature on WordPress. If you open WordPress on phone (go online to your WordPress account or use the phone application), your typing pad will show a mic on the side. Just click it and speak. Click it again once you are done. The result is not as good as MS Word. The first two may be unrecognizable, but if you give it a few tries–go slower, emphasise your words correctly–you will be able to get a decent result on third or fourth try. It is just editing then.

Just try it. You wrist will thank you!

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Catford Catastrophe Zone | Book Review

“London, 2120. Frankie dreams of being promoted from undercover police officer to DNA-enhanced crime fighter. She just needs to complete one more mission to prove she’s got what it takes.

However, that new mission is to spy on a secret rebellion in a poverty zone – and Frankie has no idea what a poverty zone is, since nobody has ever escaped one.

Once she’s arrived in the Catford Zone, she realises the rumours barely do justice to the horror.

She must face the wild chaos of glitching brain implants and mutant insects, while the locals tell her it’s too dangerous to walk at ground level, but won’t tell her why.

Her boss won’t let her leave until she has completed the mission, even though Frankie is convinced there is nothing to investigate. The highly trained ‘rebels’ are just a group of hapless hippies and hysterics attempting to survive in the hellscape. As she uncovers their bizarre and tragic secrets, she is pulled deeper into the chaos and subterfuge and is unsure if she will ever escape.”

Honestly, I am not big fan of science fiction but there are some books that you just can’t put down. The Catford Catastrophy Zone by Petra Jacob certainly qualifies as one.

I have always been a fan of Petra’s unique way of looking at things and humorous twist in everything she sees. Once I started reading the first chapter, I was not able to put it down. I laughed, at times I felt the pain, and then I laughed again.

This book talks about environmental issues and societal too, all the while never being preachy. It gives you sleepless nights until you finish it and it leaves you wanting more. How exactly do I feel about the book in one line?

“It’s all gravy!” ๐Ÿ˜‰

Read the book to know why!

I request you all to share this wonderful gem across the blogging community. And give it a thought when you are looking for clean entertainment.

You can find The Catford Catastrophy Zone by Petra Jacob on Amazon.

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Passing Through

To enter a public pool, you are required to shower first (unless you are the janitor).

To enter a library, you are required to know your alphabets first (unless you are the janitor).

To enter a police station, do you need to go to jail first?

(unless you are janitor, of course)

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On a second thought, why can janitors get inside without passing the eligibility criteria?

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Strangled

I brush my feet on grass

and feel nothing,

no dew, no earth, no grass blades.

.

My bare arms feel neither

the wind nor warmth

of the soft afternoon sun.

.

My senses drowned, strangled

by running thoughts,

shouting, demanding audience.

.

Life tears rare moment

of peace, leaving

me in pieces everyday…


A passing thought in Urdu:

Sukoon nahi hai mujhko marne ke baad bhi,

Ae Zindagi, tu peechaa kyun chhodti nahi!

Translation:

In death, I still find no peace,

Dear Life,

Why wouldn’t you let me be!


Author’s note: What do you think about life?

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Life! Sigh!

Dear Life, how come you are still in teens?

Turbulent and impulsive; withdrawn and irrational;

unsure and insecure;and mightily emotional;

seemingly mine but belonging nowhere;

lost all over the place, though in moment, here;

spouting back lies for broken promises;

sulking often in time’s crevices.

Grow up already, will you?