It was just out of reach. I stretched on my feet, balancing against the counter but I just couldn’t reach the damned tin. It was a tease if I ever saw one. He knows well how I crave for them, and right now, I had the mother of all cravings.
I looked at him for help but he was smiling dazedly at his laptop. The only thing I hate more than lapdogs is laptops. They are invaders who encroach into other people’s territory taking away their jobs and rightful places. Right now, I wanted to throw this one on the ground and grind it into tiny pieces. It has made my John it’s slave until he he wouldn’t remember I was in the room trying to get his attention.
I looked at that tin once again. I have to get it somehow. Either I will reach it or it will have to come to me…Having lost the battle against the former idea, I decide to go for the latter.
So, I pick myself as gracefully as I can and walk towards John like the models do on TV, making demure noises. He looks around at me and smiles. Good! I have his attention now. I walk closer, circling him, rubbing my shoulders against him.
Finally, he gets the message. He moves that blasted laptop to the table, gives me a heart-melting smile and gets out of his chair.
Then he opens the tin of tuna. I run to my dish. Oh, how I love this man.
I thought it might be a dog, but as cats are extremely jealous of laptops, (and often sit on them deliberately) I should have known! Well done, Shaily. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Thanks, Pete! I wanted it to sound like a jealous wife until the big reveal. 😄
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Another sweet story, Shaily. I never realized that a cat could be jealous of a laptop, but it makes sense that it would.
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Thanks Don! 🙂 Glad that the punchline made it clear that there is a cat involved. I was a little unsure of this one 🙂
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Great job of making the reader wonder and then wrapping it up in the last line.
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Thank you, Don. I love surprising people.
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clever, entertaining writing: it had me fooled to the last sentence 🙂
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😀 😀 😀 Just so that you know, John, the John in the story is you 🙂 I know you own a male cat but…he still a cat! 🙂
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