Oh, Dear!

“Surely, you don’t expect me to jump from here!”

“Of course, I do! Didn’t you make a wish to go flying?”

“That was one month ago! I was young then! I was allowed to make silly wishes. And I meant flying with a glider!”

“You never mentioned a glider! Besides you don’t need one. Now get moving or I’ll have to push you down.”

“You know, I can sue you for child abuse!”

“Yeah! But for that you need to fly down the tree first, son.”

“Oh, dear!”

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Author’s note: To my parents who forced me to fly