Mother-in-law: Your lipstick is too dull. Use a brighter shade!
After complying...
Husband: Your lipstick is too bright. Use a natural shade!
After complying…
Father-in-law: Why do you have to paint your lips? It kills the skin!
After complying…
Mother-in-law: Why don’t you use lipstick? Your face looks so dull!
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