Lately, I wrote about the stringent diet I began last week: Claws.
Just wanted to let you know that I have managed to tame the lions now.
The entire Pride has shrunk to the size of mice thanks to week-long starvation. They still frequently scratch my stomach but I drown them in water and milk and protein shake to tell them who’s the boss.
Though, I still don’t see any weight loss…Fingers crossed!
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