Wife: I know the windows of the bus are broken but it is our only choice!
The husband hesitates.
Wife: I don’t think it was in any accident. It was probably vandalised by the mob during last riots.
Husband (hesitating): Do you think the driver will recognise…
While walking on the road
Me: These car drivers think they own the road. I wish I could teach them a lesson!
While driving a car
Me: These pedestrians just don’t know their place. I wish I could ban them from stepping on the road!
Brother: Nice wheels! How much did the car cost?
Sister: Great shirt! Gucci?
Father: How’s new job?
Mother: You look thin. Are you alright?
Mother: The ‘baba’ (old man) outside our door takes away naughty kids…
16 years later
Daughter: A girl at school has invited me to her home for a girl’s night out…
If I had to live the life of a historical figure, I would choose one who had never loved, to avoid the pain. But it is very difficult to find such a person in human history.
True love does not hold you back. It gives you wings and lets you fly so that you can happily return to your nest every day.
–Dedicated to my parents who urged me to fly
Most of the people tell me that the world is selfish and I should learn some tricks too.
But they had just given me an unselfish piece of advice and reminded me that most of the people in the world are still kind and caring.
In the face: Oh! What a darling baby! Where did you get this wonderful dress?
Back turned: That dress was so last year! And did you see her pudgy baby?
Being straight-aimed was never my best quality. Afterall, there is no straight path to find pearls in the ocean.
Aunt: What did you see at the zoo?
Child: I saw a tiger, lion, elephant; and there were so many deer… The bear was black and it was walking on two legs… The monkeys had swings in their cages and they were…
Father: I saw my child laugh!
Short Stories | Fish-eye Perspective 