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First Night

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Our first night with the baby

Baby: “WAAAAH!”

Me: (Distracted, surprised, amused and harrowed) “Google never said a baby can poop, throw up, fart and pee at the same moment!”

Baby: “WAAAAAH!”

Him: (Accusingly) “You don’t know a thing about babies!”

Baby: “WAAAAAAH!”

Me: (Accusing back) “Do you?”

Him: (Sigh) “How do we clean her now that she is covered with muck all over?”

Me: “Bathe her?”

Baby: WAAAAAAAAH!”

Him: “But it is 3 am and it is cold!

Me: (Sigh)“Let’s ask your mom!”

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Him: “But it is 3 am…How do we clean her?”

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Me: (Sigh) “Let me wipe her.”

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Him: (Sigh) “You try comforting her. I’ll wipe.”

-Dedicated to all parents who brave the uncharted waters, including mine

Posted in Life and After

Winging It

ABCD in Wingdings 27 font, it seems
ABCD in Winging font

I am a mother of a genius. If only someone could decipher her script…

I bought a Maths notebook for my 2-year old in an attempt to teach writing numbers. Two days later, it was full of these weird symbols that she wrote with the flourish of a professional while singing the ABCD song alongside.

Can someone un-encrypt it please?