
Author’s note: This is first installment of a Twisted Fairytale from my fifth short story compilation, Ugly: Twisted fairytales. It is a twisted version of the original Grimm’s fairytale, The Frog Prince.
โWhy the long face, handsome?โ
My world is spinning in front of my eyes and Maggie is teasing me. I want to snarl in response, but she wears a genuine smile, as if sheโs trying to cheer me up. Well, she doesnโt need to humour me. Iโm a nobodyโฆ
Lower than a nobodyโIโm a toadโฆ
And it seems like Iโm going to be one forever!
Why did I insult that witch? Loads of people have warts on their noses, but out of all those ugly faces, I had to pick a witch to call a toad! And now Iโm one!
I should probably have begged her for mercy or something. But I was naive enough to believe that, as the crown prince, my command was enough to force her hand. So, I had just ordered her to take away the curse, expecting her to relent. And she did!
Her โcureโ was too simpleโTrue Loveโs first kiss. Since that was impossible, considering nobody loves toads, (except toads, of course) she gave another cure. I had to eat dinner with a princess from her plate and sleep in her bed for three nights without telling her (or anybody she knew) about my reality or the curse. Then, I would become myself again. Simple!
How stupid of me to believe her! She was simply trying to shake me off. Which princess would ever let a toad within a mileโs radius? I should have understood when the witch went missing the very next day. Then, I wouldnโt have embarked on this foolโs errand alone. I had begged my parents to let me travel alone in my carriage to this farโaway palace with only a carriage driver for company. The idea was that there were six pretty princesses around my age here and I believed that it would increase my chances several times.
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For three long months, I hid inside the castle garden pond, waiting for a chance to speak to one of them. All the while, I risked being eaten by this vile cat they own. And then, they had these goldfishes in the pond who would ask me who I was and then promptly forgetโevery three seconds!
I was beginning to wonder when this torture would end when, on a fateful day, a stork decided that I was a good change of taste. So, he gulped me in. As expected, he gagged on the taste and spat me out. Then, he had the audacity to curse me for โluringโ him into believing that I was a delicious frog! I should have felt insulted, I guess, but I was just too glad to be alive.
I made a deal with him. I offered him a monthโlong free supply of frogs if he would draw one of those princesses close to the pond. So, finally, three days back, one of the pricesses was playing with a gold ball in the garden when he caught it in the air and dropped it in the pond. It worked. She started crying. I offered to bring it back if she would let me eat from her plate and sleep in her bed for three nights. She was distraught enough to promise me โanything in returnโ. So, I fished it out and became entitled to the royal treatment once again, briefly. I instantly sent away my carriage to give my parents the โgood newsโ.
For three nights, I ate from the princessโs plate and slept in her bed as her eyes threw daggers at meโnow that she had the gold ball, she wasnโt feeling so grateful anymore! I donโt think she would have gone through her promise if her father hadnโt insisted she kept her word.
The princess left the room at the crack of dawn and never returned until it was time for dinner when she was obliged to eat with me. So long, I used to like her from afar and hoped that on the dawn of the fourth day, once I become myself again, she would agree to marry me. But Iโm not sure I like her anymore. It could be because she treats me like Iโm something stuck to the bottom of her elegant shoes.
And today is the morning of the fourth day. Not even a single wart has disappeared from my body. And the princess has ordered me to get out of her castle, or sheโd have toadโs legs for breakfast. Unfortunately, my carriage would take at least seven more days to return and, if I leave now, the carriage driver would never be able find me. So, here I sit, wondering what to do.
And Maggie here is trying to chat with me as if Iโm her friend. She is a maidโthe only woman in the castle who does not shriek at my sight, and hence, she has been managing the work in the princessโs room ever since I have shifted here. So, I guess, some respect is due. โIโm leaving. Thank you for the hospitality.โ
She smiles understandingly, โThe princess is not fond of toads, I guess. Look, if you still need a place to live in, my quarter is close by. Itโs not as comfortable as the main castle, but it has enough room for you. And I can fix you a comfortable bed.โ
Author’s note: To be continued…
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