So, I went to this royal ball the other night—my first—and the crown prince took a fancy on me. There were so many others I would rather dance with but he just wouldn’t leave me alone!
At midnight, trying to get him off my back, I told him I was tired and needed to sit down. But he sat down next to me. Then, he wanted to kiss me!
I thought, “Give me a break! I just met you, Creep!”
So, I made an excuse about being late for home and started walking away but he followed. So I ran full out. I even lost one of my pretty crystal shoe and had to hobble all the way to my carriage.
Next day, the stalker was standing at my door. Apparently, he had used my custom-made slipper to find the maker and, through him, me.
Then he proposed me to marry him and I thought, “Well, it doesn’t hurt to be a Queen someday…”