Last night, I was sitting by the lake as usual and singing the spring song with my brothers, and this lady with a tiara came running and kissed me full on the lips! Eew!
And then, she had the audacity to ask me why I wasn’t turning into a Prince. Well, excuse me for letting you down!
And now my girlfriend is accusing me of cheating on her! Ugh!
Where do I file a complaint for animal abuse?
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